when he eatin u out
and then he go for the asshole
and he don’t leave the asshole
Moving out of the apartment
This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.
Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense
when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people
something is seriously wrong with these icons like
the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video)
the icons for link and chat are virtually identical
the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons
did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed
They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.
the psat is the “Preliminary SAT” or a practice test for the SAT which you use to apply to colleges in america
you have to copy an agreement in cursive (and the space is never big enough)
you’re not supposed to talk about it….
apparently this year’s test includes questions about things like:
- positive reinforcement,
- pounding grain,
- the psat telling people to calm the fuck down about book-to-movie adaptions,
- children = dolphins??,
- animation troubles,
- the grand canyon and someone named garcia lopez de cardena,
- the department of redundancy department,
- and some guy named young sensei and his mixtape….
- who got asked about the history of japanese calligraphy during his interview.
shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things
or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still having blankets of empty in their memory and wondering why they can’t remember chunks of things or why their timelines are all off
what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life
Hey science side of tumblr, if I only eat eggs and ramen noodles for the next two months will I die?
In the end, you will die. But for those 2 months, you will live.
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable