Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
but if Mary does die in s3, imagine John’s blood curdling screams
I was like, but Mary died in episode 1 Season 1 and we already heard John’s scre……. Oh wait this is about Sherlock
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
Mattress surfing Queen.
I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.
The prophet has spoken.
OSRIC LET ME HUG YOU PLEASEhumans are so squishy
why is he so cutE
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
That character that makes you say
from the bottom of your soul
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
*everyone else cringes at america*
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
all i’ve done in 2013 was become more gay